Deadly things with a telescope

Ahh, so once upon a time, Willy and I were having one of our insanely hilarious conversations that involve as much banter as possible. If I became a super villain and he became a hero (neither of us wanted to be the hero, the villains get the GOOD lines) we would be the EPIC BANTER KING/QUEEN!

Unfortunately, I haven't had a chat with him in a while, but this was inspired by one of those conversations.

For you, Willy!~

PS: Yes, I do take telescopes for a walk. They need the exercise.